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1. Graphic designer

"A slave to the pixel, print and ideas. Dealing in anything two-dimensional, especially printed materials, anything that has to do with communicating images and text. Also dabbles across other creative industries, the most versatile and underpaid designer of them all."

"I'm a graphic designer who can also do fashion, product, architecture, web, marketing, advertising, media planning, project management, event management, animation, illustration and even photography; somebody shoot me!"

A: I'm a graphic designer.
B: May the Lord be with you.

A: I'm in the marketing, advertising and artistic industry, but i don't have a credit card, what am i?
B: You're a Graphic Designer!

2. Graphic designer

"Someone who digitally designs visual imaging and graphics for web sites. I happen to be one because I basically have no life."

A: "Graphic Designers rule compared to the cheap web designers, who have no talent."

B:"I'm 13, and yet Im an exelent graphic designer."

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